The Great Lickspittle
Dr. Mithlesh Kumar Chaudhari
Department of English,
G.L.A. University, Mathura, U.P.
A hypocrite, lousy, pompous-brain
Physique fails to fit to mind insane.
Moody, miserly, rouge and mean
A great lickspittle I have ever seen.
Big-headed, cunning, sulky and greedy
The theatre of soul is perverse and seedy.
His habit of nasty, crooked and rude
Proclaim his contemporary attitude.
Planted crookedness in his muddy brains
Robs peace of heart and mocks his brains.
Clean hand, wide mouth, and bright eyes
Tolerate traitor’s anarchy like the wise.
In his puny head reasons win race
But his dull brain gives him long face.
He works blatantly like a spitfire
His greedy deeds smell his desire.
His dome like head resembles to a dotty
Follows his goal like eccentric haughty.
A shadow mocks his unseen fate
Yet the meanest strikes the rate.
Reluctant orders with flagrant abuse
Teach him the use of fragrant abuse.
Few weeping words to his mind remind-
Do better, close tongue, don’t lick behind.
Beside him his deranged spittoon
Decries him as a chuckling buffoon.