My messed up hair, they muttered,
Calls for a comb!
My bushy eyebrows, they muttered,
Crazily United States!
My hairy upper lip, they whimpered,
Cries for a razor!
My double chin, they suggested,
requires cutting down beauty.
My hairy belly
Was a sight of terror for them.
My vagina with a black shield
is just being practical.